I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
Sooo, drunk me had the sense of mind to write down everything that happened last night.....I bet you thought you'd get away with what you did to my parrot.
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
If you're receiving this text it's probably because I drunkenly flashed you on Saturday. Sorry for forcing you to look at my tits. That was uncalled for.
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
We told him to puke in the Denny's parking lot or we wouldn't be his friend anymore. So he did. He wasn't even drunk.
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