My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
If someone made a breakfast cereal that was a cross between lucky charms and fruity pebbles and called it unicorn power with a huge fucking rainbow and a unicorn standing in a pot of gold on the box, they would be rich. Not only monetarily but spiritually as well...
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
How did you get so drunk?
Alcohol.
Randomize
