More tranny stories later!
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
I'm like an air traffic controller of women. It's a very similar job. Well spaced and gentle landings are good. When they meet, it's bad. Explosions bad. Dying screaming burning children bad.
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
Dear Ex-Sister-in-Law, I never thought I would say this, but I just found your panties in my back seat. Please remind me to give them back.
I think I just sharted jello shots
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