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Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
Packed at 6 am completely wasted. Damage assessment: 12 pairs of socks (no underwear), a flashlight, 3 shorts, shot glass, 8 sweaters, puff paint, one sneaker.
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
I feel like a drive thru vagina
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
He literally asked permission to hit on me
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
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