no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
Listen, Pinot Grigio got me pregnant. It can get you a boyfriend.
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
4pm update. Theres smashed cake inside my duffel bag, a vodka bottle in the dish drainer, and the most productive thing ive done is make 40 pigs in a blanket
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
I've got a 90 day supply of amoxicillin in case of zombie or chlamydia outbreak
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
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