Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
Was just shown the photos from a professional photoshoot my aunt had for their dog...not drunk enough for this...
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
I was taking a bath and he burst in, sat down and started taking a shit. RIGHT BESIDE ME. My lack of privacy astounds me.
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
He passed away peacefully doing what he loved to do best. Eating a pound of vodka gummy worms and failing at sex and the city trivia.
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
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