Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
In a meeting with the accounting department. This shit is even more boring in real life and there isn't a professor to wake me up.
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
After New Year's Eve I will be hibernating my life away. Only wake me up for skiing, schnapps, and sex. In that order.
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
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