I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
Stolen hampster on my tits. Don't tell me I don't know how to party.
Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night
Middle of vacation, he walked into an audition for a Broadway musical in a drunken stupor. I think he got the part.
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
THE SUPER HOT BARTENDER WHO LOOKS LIKE RYAN GOSLING JUST WALKED IN. BUT HE DOESNT EVEN WALK HE GLIDES. LIKE AN ANGEL.
And as drunk as I was I was able to show my mom how to make text italicized in Microsoft word
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
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