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so after all day drinking, we went to an all u can eat crab place and i was going from table to table surveying the crowd if they though the crab i was carrying around looked like the flying dog from never ending story...what the hell is wrong with me?
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
Just because you put plan b in my Easter basket doesn't give you an excuse not to wear a condom.
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
Do you remember ripping my condom off last night while yelling "I DEMAND MY MEAT RAW" like a Viking?
how do you casually eat pancakes with someone after they send you an unsolicited dick pic?
you don't. it's the point of no return for pancake enjoyment.
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
Tip: never mention Guy Fieri during sex
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
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