Yeah, it was perfect until the end. Apparently women are super attracted to me until the sleeping with part.
Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
i would really appreciate it if you would stop texting my girlfriend.
i would really appreciate it if you would stop cock blocking me.
Come in. Grab a controller and a beer. We've got some Madden to beat.
You're the best girlfriend ever.
I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.
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