All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
its sad that the first thing i assume is that ur trying to indirectly tell me you fucked on a breakfast table
by asking you if you bought one for the apartment?
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
My mom just walked in and saw a picture of his penis. She then asked me "Do you even have a cervix left?!" I don't know what to feel anymore HA
Yeah well that's a good thing right? Like mothers approval? Kinda like a Fathers blessing but. . . better?
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
This toilet bowl is my home.
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