He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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