Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
What's a nice way of saying "You fell asleep, and I got bored, so I made out with your brother"?
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
I'm chasing my vodka with snickers.
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
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