what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
I can't say "baby i'm to high to talk to you" in Starbucks.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
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