I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
Gong!
YOU'RE MARRIED NOW YOU CAN'T KEEP GONGING ME WHEN YOU GET LAID IT DOESN'T COUNT
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
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