I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
I think we were cool up until the point where he saw that planned parenthood was on my speed dial.
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
I literally have been drunk for three days entirely by myself, the world cup may kill me
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
Just FYI: if you happen to notice a liquid of some sort on my kitchen counter with an interesting color/ texture, don't taste it
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