I don't think brook has ever known best
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
Whatever, I used my iphone to send an Escalade to pick up a booty call last week. For free. It is futuristic as fuck out here.
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
You can fuck right off with that, "If the earthquake isnt bigger than 5.0, we native Californians dont get out of bed." I am from Chicago. I can handle freak flash floods, polar vortexes and tornados. But my bed violently shaking at 6:30 in the morning is cause for some understandable concern.
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
A guy I hooked up with YEARS ago just endorsed me on LinkedIn for "customer service".
Well I didn't spend $7 on an Uber just to get limp dick
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
He ate me out in the passenger seat of his Range Rover in a Tim Hortons parking lot. I could hear “oh canada” on the radio from a nearby school as I came. Most patriotic orgasm ever!
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