So she started giving everyone lap dances, and i was like "i think i like this chick"
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
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