How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
I had phone sex with a retiree last night. This is not how I envisioned my 20s going...
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
The homeless guy who goes through my garbage cans just gave me a flyer for an AA group.
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
Shut up. The only friend I need in life is Jim Beam because life is meaningless.
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