If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
i just ordered an al pacino with double mocha at starbucks.. i'm waiting to see how long it takes the chick to realize what i said.
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
Now you have tequila AND fuzzy slippers. Fuck you. I want that to be MY night.
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
I'm having to shit out rocks
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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