I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
Stuck in the Dallas airport. At the bar. Everytime a flight to DC gets cancelled, I'm takin a shot. Fuck you snow.
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
They just came out of my bathroom and asked if I could spare them a condom. See. Its a good thing I have some.
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
Succesfully slept on the roof at work for 3.5 hours without getting caught. I need a promotion
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
The only person more miserably hungover from the party is the dog, and that's because he ate some balloons
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
I renamed some of my contacts in my phone before passing out and I have one I cant figure out, its "fucking house elf scum"
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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