Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
Blonde 1 is sitting on the floor crying and blonde 2 is asleep with her face in the toilet. This isn't what I had in mind when they asked me back
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
He broke up with me over the phone while I was getting my bush waxed into a "D" for his surprise birthday present. Talk about bad timing...
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
So, I had a dream last night that involved you as an actual cloaked Captain America and a lot of weird sex, and I didn't hate it.
she walked up to me at the bar, kissed me, andthen declared "I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU OR YOUR PENIS SINCE 2011."
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
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