We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
She brought a box of chocolates to give the bartender and now he's giving her free shots.. Why didn't we think of that?
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
they won't let me drive with my sombrero
Seriously. All i can say is im covered in mud, my jaw hurts, i cannot straighten my arm, egg is everywhere, and there is a dead squirrel.
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
He put his SoundCloud on his Tinder bio. I felt personally attacked.
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
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