Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
What's sign language for "you may not be the father?" Kinda important right now.
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
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