i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
Man. Apparently I blacked out between the 4th margarita and my air mattress. Asleep in my jeans at 10pm. Mom outdrank me again.
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
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