Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
I wish there was a hungover fairy to brush my teeth and bring me a diet coke.
pouring popcorn down my shirt before we went to the bar was the best idea ever. it was delicious and convenient.
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
Highlight of my night: you taking that shot of garlic butter and then throwing the empty container down on the stairs and saying FUCK.
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
I would ride that face into the sunset
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
Text me some of your sweat
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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