how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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