Just so you know, each of my boobs fits perfectly in a martini glass.
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
Just learned a valuable lesson today. Don't open snap chats from 3 am the next morning while sitting next to a small child. They totally saw your dick.
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
This guy on tinder just told me that he wanted to tie me up and asked me what I thought. I told him I wanted tacos
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
That's just how I roll. I drink, then tell people I'm either not wearing underwear or I'm training to be a stripper.
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