he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
Youre at medical school. Im eating raw cookie dough, pickles, and orange juice. Naked. On a monday afternoon. I clearly make better life choices than you.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
Three Decembers later, I'm looking at this fuckin Santa lingerie I bought and just realized my stocking never got stuffed....
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
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