I think the sex offender registry is kind of a VIP list. You get to not live near noisy schools and parks and all your neighbors get to know you.
Vanilla vodka + chocolate soymilk does NOT equal an epic milkshake.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
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