Crisis Situation. How do you have that "we probably shouldn't make out tonight cause i've got an oral herpes outbreak coming on" conversation on a third date.
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
this must be what syphilis tastes like
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
I told him I would only take his calls if he was dead, dying, capturing a midget, or buying me shots.
I stand by my new policy.
He just fingered me to the Lion King soundtrack. And when he left he turned dramatically and said "I'll be back after work. Be prepared." Taint ALL the childhood memories.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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