You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
Robert just walked in drunk, grabbed my Jameson from me, told me to let him do his thing, and spilled it all over the coffee table. Then he told me to grab a funnel because he was going home.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
Her text was so long it had an arrow to expand it. You know it's bad when even your iPhone can't handle her
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
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