I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
I just need to drink whiskey get off and eat some cheese. Why is that so fucking hard for god to deliver.
Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
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