hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
a girl just walked by me crying on the phone saying, "all I ever do is menstruate"
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
Me, him and the recently stolen carpet walked down the road and into the strip club. We had to check the carpet with our coats, it didn't mind missing out too much, later the door guy at Subway held carpet during late night sandwich selection.
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
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