Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
nothing says 4th of july like teaching grandma how to work a keg
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
But if you do poop yourself let me know. I want that as a tagline. "So funny she'll make you shit yourself."
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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