Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
dude you made out with his girlfriend and stole his credit card to buy more drinks
well when you put it that way, I sound like a terrible person
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
i just opened a seperate checking account to keep track of how much i make and spend on our keggers
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
My new best friend is the drag queen who works at mcdonalds and doesnt judge me during my walk of shame coffee break
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
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