guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
Gave a homeless guy 3 bucks earlier. Just saw him at the bar. He bought one beer and left. Happy to see my 3 dollars was well spent
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
Text me if you also stopped reading harry potter in the 4th grade and wanna go to the bars tonight instead of the midnight premiere
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
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