Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
You gave me the wrong number last night so I texted someone else something I definitely shouldn't have.
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
College is a time for personal growth. Meaning it's time to start using those pickup lines on randos at dive bars.
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
I got really stoned and got my certification as an ordained minister. How productive has your day been?
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