Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
I'm driving in the middle of nowhere, and I just saw a stuffed Barney hanging from a noose on a tree. Maybe I should turn around.
I told him we couldn't have sex because I was ovulating and "I come from fertile people."
woke up this morning with a fat chick but she went downstairs and made pancakes without saying a word.
Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
you inspire me to be a worse person
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
My google history for last night included "Whre is johns house" and "wher can i buy nukes?" Pretty sure they're related to one another.
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
Randomize
