Jake died.
WTF????????? That's how you tell me????
Oops typo. Jake cried.
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
Heyyyy darlin are you busy?
Why hello drunk Jake. It's sober Sarah, I'll tell drunk Sarah you booty called. She'll probably be around tomorrow night.
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
He asked me who my new boyfriend was and I showed him a picture of my sex toys.
Thanks for being the best husband and reassuring my fuck buddy that you're comfortable with my adultery. You da real MVP.
I can feel your judgement through the phone
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