Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
I have a huge bruise on my thigh that I am 95% sure is due to you repeatedly throwing me over couches.
Bad breakup?
He posted a pic of me fully naked and smiling as he inserted a carrot into my vagina as my FB profile pic and then changed the PW, locking me out of my own account. So 500 of my closest friends, family, and coworkers now have that mental image of me on FB.
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
You don't know scared until you've just begun the first stage of an acid trip till a guy on stilts with a creepy mustache and beard says "enter the Forrest"
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
She looked like a cross between Jesus and John Lennon. So I fucked her. I feel majestic and powerful.
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
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