i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
Are you missing anything? I found a wedding ring in my bed this morning.....
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
I'm not drunk because I think my blood just is alcohol from last night so being drunk is sober. If that makes sense
Got back to find Sarah in her underwear eating peanut butter and watching Arrested Development with the thermostat at eighty.
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
im on a boat
How did you get this number?
You left your phone here
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