just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
I wanna give a stern lecture to whoever invented pants cause they are hard right now
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
You had me at "let me see your balls"
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
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