Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
In the last six hours i have procured a free sandwich, watched three movies, and came to orgasm. If that isn't productivity then i don't know what is.
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
did you know that sneaking into a golf course at midnight is a felony? the cop made sure to tell us after she peed on the course and hit on him
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
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