Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
I've decided to sign up for a porn membership, but it's 10:30 and I'm going to wait an hour an a half because I don't want to waste a whole day of my month long membership. Fuck this economy.
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
maybe her throwing up on me was a foreshadowing of how she would later metaphorically throw up on my life
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
Hey man, when I left for work she was laying on the couch naked cuddling your keurig, can you clean that mess up?
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
My condom drawer is now filled with W-2s and tax return documents. Is this adulting?
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
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