I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
im sitting at a bagel shop wearing a princess crown hungover and have a sweater that is not mine.
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
mom in a round about way told me to either donate my eggs or become a surrogate bcuz I need money.
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
The salesman looked at me like I was crazy when I explained the need for a headboard that had slats so I could handcuff people to it
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
We have started to decorate penises.
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
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