Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
Just got a full body massage. It was uncomfortable at first, but then I realized I let strangers turn off the lights and put their hands all over my naked body 3 times a week anyways.
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
I just don’t understand what sort of USPS worker wants to take my unitard and sex toys.
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