where does the pee come out of this thing
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
You have no idea the kind of bodily contortions I had to do to access your neighbor's WIFI
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
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