Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
Im starting to think including a smiley face in texts may or may not be a code for 'lets have sex'
Im going to research this theory. . .
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
You understand the drunkenness of my drunkenness
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
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