Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
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